You Say Dotard, I Say Moron, Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

What do you call an ignorant, lying, malignant narcissistic bigot who happened to get elected President of the United States?  North Korean leader Kim Jong-un calls him a "mentally deranged U.S. dotard."  U.S. Secretary of State refers to him as a "fucking moron." 

One of the earliest entries is, or course, from Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter, who got under his thin orange skin with "Short-fingered Vulgarian."

Then there are the late night tv hosts.  John Oliver has called him "America's back mole," "Rome burning in man form" and "Donald Drumpf."  Stephen Colbert has gone with "Toupee-Human Hybrid," "Microwave Circus Peanut," "Godzilla with less foreign policy experience," and far worse.  John Stewart's classic still resonates:  "Fuckface von Clownstick."  Trevor Noah has described him as "the face of a butternut squash who wished on a shooting star and became a real boy.”  Samantha Bee has a million of them, including, "Thrice-Married Foul-Mouthed Tit Judge," "Crotch-Fondling Slab of Rancid Meatloaf," "Melting Hunk of Uninformed Apricot Jello," and "America’s Burst Appendix."   

Conservative columnist George Will called him a "Bloviating Ignoramus,"  Sarah Palin (fondly) called him a "Golden Wrecking Ball," and Republican strategist Rick Wilson referred to him as "Cheeto Jesus."  On the Democratic side, former Maryland Governor Martin O'Malley called him a "Facist Carnival Barker."

My all time favorite to date comes from Pennsylvania State Senator Daylin Leach: "Fascist, Loofa-faced, Shit-gibbon." 

Care to pile on?